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Toronto, ON, Canada

By: emeightball

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2010-02-02 20:11
why i am on this site

Currently the most significant relationship in my life is with a bottle of beer and if I wasn't felating it we'd be broken up. Not because we don't get along but once I've emptied it of it's life fluid there would be nothing left to sustain this relationship and inevitably I'd end up with someone new, maybe a can of coke, definately not pepsi though; I've learned my lesson they are all bubles and no substance with a bad after taste. Now the beer is done and I am alone again. It'll be recycled and some chick at the recycling facility will do it what I never could, change it.  It will always have been a bottle of beer and I will have been the consumer. No matter how kinky it was to peel the lable or flip its cap, it never would have gone anywhere. Beer bottles are $27.50 a dozen.

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Jack Spainiard says:

you never forget your first

Posted at: 2010-02-02 22:49

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NewWaveBoyBlue says:

You're wrong, you are not alone. I too have basked on sudsy shores, letting cool waves of intoxication bathe me in soothing indifference. The problem is that sooner or later you wade further and further from the shore; straight into achy oblivion. I've been there, I've crawled back. And you will too, and the trick is not to try to find some one to fill your emptiness (only you can do that), but someone to share it with you. Hope you find your someone, so you can see sunsets on brighter shores.

Posted at: 2010-02-03 04:00

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emeightball says:

No need for concern. I am not an alcoholic I am just tactless and bored. I have virtual diarrhea and this is the kind of shit i rattle off in an attempt to seem witty. I wish one could read sarcasm in the tone it has been written

Posted at: 2010-02-03 04:07

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NewWaveBoyBlue says:

It came off as more cynical, with a dash of early 20's malaise and a hint of despair. But you've come to the right place though, I'm here for more or less the same reason. It's a very cozy little corner of the internet and the regulars are quite friendly. I look forward to reading more of your digital ramblings, see you around.

Posted at: 2010-02-03 04:34

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Vainamoinen says:

Fuck the blogs, run away to eureka with me! Your aliteration skills will be perfect there.

Posted at: 2010-02-03 08:03

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"m" says:

Hey EVERYBODY ...Vain read a blog...and m8ball I like your musings.....can you write something bout Gibson's whiskey?

Posted at: 2010-02-04 05:08

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Snowneo says:

HAHA, I must admit that was pretty funny!

Posted at: 2010-02-24 03:47

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habman says:

Man your getting ripped off !
Here in Quebec its 24 bottles for 23 dollars !
Time to move to a more romantic part of the country eh ?

GO CANADA..!!!

Posted at: 2010-02-25 18:57

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