Kisscafe

Currently the most significant relationship in my life is with a bottle of beer and if I wasn't felating it we'd be broken up. Not because we don't get along but once I've emptied it of it's life fluid there would be nothing left to sustain this relationship and inevitably I'd end up with someone new, maybe a can of coke, definately not pepsi though; I've learned my lesson they are all bubles and no substance with a bad after taste. Now the beer is done and I am alone again. It'll be recycled and some chick at the recycling facility will do it what I never could, change it.  It will always have been a bottle of beer and I will have been the consumer. No matter how kinky it was to peel the lable or flip its cap, it never would have gone anywhere. Beer bottles are $27.50 a dozen.

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