Kisscafe

A man walks in to a bar and two steps in he realizes that it is a gay bar.

"But what the heck," he says, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, He says to the customer,

"Whats the name of your penis?".

The guy says "Look, i'm not into any of that. All i want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry, but i can't serve you untill you tell me the name of your penis.

Mine of example is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just do it.' That guy at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'it really satisfies."

The customer looked dumbfounded, so the waiter tells him he will give him a second to think it over.

So the customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, whats the name of your penis?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."

The thirsty customer asks, "Why TIMEX."

The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin, and keeps on tickin."

A little shaken, The customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?"

The man turns to him and proudly says, "FORD, because 'Quality is job one." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment befor he comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the waiter and exclaims, "The name of my penis is'Secret.' Now give me my beer."

The waiter begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"

The customer says, "Because 'IT'S STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!'.

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