Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away.

Well, it's not as bad as "I'd eat the peanuts.......oh never mind.

sick, fahr

K :)

Jesus don't tell them about me wantin' ta drink your bathwater, that's personal.

Ok I went back and checked my messages and I was sooo wrong...sorry Fahr but I have to let these people know that your actually a Big Sweet heart xoxoxo you were so NICE to me :)

Lots of marriage proposals from Mexico and other foreign places but Fahr gave me the best one and yet for some reason I didnt block him! Hmm go figure hey

Hey "m" Yeah it is, I laughed so hard.

Oh yeah, a pick-up line. Hey baby, your face or mine!

Let's not get stereotypical. i'll betcha there's black guys with needledicks too.

lmao...love it 'm'!!

Hey Jacko...someone from China with a big dick...isn't that an oxymoron?

Sorry Wendy, if it'll make you feel better, I'll PM you and say" My penis likes you."

Oh the entertainment is great but when they get too weird I block them

You gals should consider yourselves lucky that there are guys out there willing to provide you with free entertainment.

no one's ever tried to pick me up here..shit is this a dating site??

lol jacko!

That's terrible, littlebit shy. I can't say as I've heard any on here, but I've had some pretty racy chats.

love it jacko :) thanks for sharing..lol

This is a lovely little message I got the other day,I laughed so hard, if this guy thinks this will get him a woman then good luck to him.

from China,nice to meet u cha,i have seen your introduction,and i'm also open-minded,skillful,and easy going,i really want having sex with u everyday,i'm 28 years old,175CM,handsome,huge dick.

i am looking for a long term relationship with u .

if you have a great ass,and also like wearing stocking,high heels,and T pant,you can find me ,i will make u enough,waiting for ur reply ,bye.

Needless to say I didn't reply.

aww...poor fordman :p you gotta try harder..lol

I've never got pick up lines as such, just kisses and messages giving me the life story and the reasons why they may think we are compatible even though many of them are thousands of miles away.

no one tried picking me up yet either.

lol...depends what girls yr talkin about gaby ;)

dont worry fearless, just one of the disadvantages to being a guy
girls have no ballz

Never had anyone try tp pick me up on KC...sadly

ok not here but i got this just this week
" i want to be your slave... do your laundry, dishes, make you breakfast in bed... cant wait for us to chat"
so I chatted, hes funny and yes fucked up!

ok..so i'll start. got a message one day that said:
"hey there! ok, so you're kind of ugly but lets chat anyways because you might have a nice personality!"
WOW..guess what i told him?..u got it