I haven't heard any yet but I could prolly come-up with some like "My penis likes you."- Monty Python-MCMLXXIII

you have to message me because my tongue just landed on the floor and I need help picking it up!

Jeez .. and I waz just trying to be nice...

Just kidding!! They waz nut me.... hahahah.

00.)~

IT seems we have so much in common

"your feet must be tired cuz you been running through my mind alllll day"
Lol... it made me laugh though :D

"You are a princess, I think I'm in love with you"

Have we met somewhere before?

I'm not sure what it said, but it came from a Mexican who did not speak English

I would have to say that one guy in particular asked me to move to his country and teach his children to speak english and that it would make me very rich and that I wouldn't have to live with his parents as they were now dead,the guy himself must have been around 70.